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Τρίτη 17 Δεκεμβρίου 2013
Σάββατο 29 Ιουνίου 2013
Movies from the Multiverse-Captain Planet
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So yeah, this is the creepiest thing I’ve seen all week…
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Movies From the Multiverse-Captain Planet
I used to be in love with the
idea of gritty remakes of good, old-fashioned kid’s shows. I used to laugh at
the murderous little shock skits of Robot Chicken, where the Hanna Barbera
characters would turn into serial killers and I died laughing when I saw the
Batman-gets-his-spine-broken gag on the DC comics special.
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| It very nearly ruined Dark Kinght Returns for me, to be honest. Couldn’t stop singing the jig whenever Bane did something badass. |
But I got pretty sick of it, really fast, mostly
because Hollywood has become drunk off its pornography of pessimism, counting
on shock value and nostalgia to produce dark, grimy movies with no
entertainment value beyond the first screening. However, as this trend does not
show any real signs of waning, I have chosen to place my two cents on the
Internet, in the vain hope that maybe I can make abuse a franchise that has so
far eluded any attempts to remake it, mostly due to its overwhelming
cheesiness.
With that in mind, I give you:
The Shapescapes Captain Planet Grim
and Gritty Remake:
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Cue over-produced chorus remake of the Captain planet theme song
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Παρασκευή 21 Ιουνίου 2013
What i Think About Stuff-Man Of Steel
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Dun-dududun-duhduhduhduhduhdDUHDUHDUHDUH-DUNDUDDDUUUUNN-DUHDUHDUHDUH-DUHDUUNN!
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What I Think About Stuff-Man Of Steel
Disclaimer: This is not strictly a review, but more of a short presentation on my
opinion on Man Of Steel. If you were looking for a comprehensive analysis on
the movie, then you won’t find it here. What you WILL find is the opinion of a
Superman nerd on the latest movie. For a complete take-down, visit Rhamy Payne’s
Cross-Up blog and follow his blow-by-blow analysis of the film’s flaws.
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Παρασκευή 26 Απριλίου 2013
Movies from the Multiverse-Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
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| Always wanted to do that… |
Movies from the Multiverse-Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
I don’t know about you guys,
but I loved the Mummy Movies
(1&2 that is). They were cheesy, they were dumb but above all, they were
entertaining as all Hell. The Mummy 2 especially was knee-slappingly hilarious,
with its attempt to create a mythos that would, in turn, spawn a franchise but
remaining above all competent at its attempt to carry a pretty straightforward
narrative across.
Oh sure, it made a bunch of
Egyptians and Egyptiologists mad and probably got Tutankhamen rolling in his
grave, but those were the party-poopers that probably laughed along with
everyone else when Xena: Warrior Princess took a major dump all over Greek
Mythology, thereby rendering me oblivious to their collective butthurt.
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Σάββατο 22 Δεκεμβρίου 2012
Τετάρτη 13 Ιουνίου 2012
What I think About Stuff-Prometheus
Prometheus Or My Answer toward the movie's questions
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