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| “Lemme tell you about the future. The future is just as shit as the present and twice more shit than the past” |
2013 was a fucking disappointment on so many levels. We got out next generation games, our top-notch superhero movies (except for the shit ones where Christopher Nolan had a part), we got the Chinese on the Moon, we got drawing of dongs by virtue of remote-controlled treads on Mars but we also got a fascist party in the Greek Parliament, we mourned the loss of science fiction greats like Iain M. Banks, Syria was enveloped in a gruesomely bloody civil war, children die in their dozens by lead poisoning as a result of shitty working conditions as gold miners and Slavoj Zizek became a pop culture icon, for re-examining American cinema through the dusty, red-tinted glasses of Stalinist political theory.
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| If your shitty political theory ended up killing twenty million people and driving them to the extremes of poverty the first time, then try again. |
But you’re
not here to read about terrible stuff, now. What you want to read is my little
bit of augury, about the new vidyagames and movies that are coming out next
year! So y’all best get good and fucked up on peyote and have your significant
other strap you on your safety chair, cause we’re going future-surfing!
Movies I won’t Watch and Games I won’t Play-A
Shapescapes 2014 futurospective.
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