Intelligent, Playful, Resourceful Jar-Pet For Adoption!
Are you a high-energy person with no time to care for a regular pet? We've got you covered!
Introducing the Jar-Pet! What’s a Jar-Pet, you’ll ask? It’s the answer
to your prayers!
I found my
Jar-Pet in my home’s cellar, abandoned its previous owner prior to his annihilating his entire family. Extremely intelligent, highly conversant and adaptable, the Jar-Pet is fluent in a number of languages (most of them dead) and an expert in the occult.
But that’s
not all! The Jar-Pet is also highly
resilient and can subsist for weeks without food, air or water. It cannot be harmed and is immune to all diseases. Believe me, I've tried.
Interested in adopting a Jar-Pet? Then call the number below!
WARNING: The Jar-Pet is not
intended to be owned by or exposed to, children. It must not be kept in a room containing -or in proximity to- religious symbols. Owners of the Jar-Pet accept full responsibility
for its dietary needs at the moment of adoption. The Jar-Pet should not be removed from its provided container, no matter how much it pleads. Should the Jar-Pet nest and/or
breed inside a tenement the previous owner holds no responsibility for its
actions, up to and including injury, loss of spiritual and mental integrity and loss of life.
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