THE TOY OF THE FUTURE, TODAY! (created by Spiros Meander Makridakis) |
Heeeeeey
kids!
Are you
tired of your old toys? Bored of having to do all the work for them on
playtime? Do regular robots disappoint you? Had enough of those same old
transforming tricks?
Well have
we got a treat for you! Introducing SINGULARIT-O, the toy of the future! What
can it do that other toys can’t I hear you ask? Why , SINGULARIT-O is equipped
with a highly sophisticated Artificial Intelligence, allowing him to not only
take initiative for any game, but also to do a number of things!
See
SINGULARIT-O playing with your dog!
Let
SINGULARIT-O trim the hedge for you!
Not into
the mood for homework? Pop quizzes breathing down your neck? SINGULARIT-O can solve
them in a jiffy!
And the
best part? SINGULARIT-O needs no batteries! He is instead powered by cutting
edge EATR technology, allowing him to use any bit of organic matter to power
himself for hours of fun!
Feed
SINGULARIT-o your leftovers!
Feed
SINGULARIT-O that stale jar of mayonnaise!
Feed
SINGULARIT-O a stray cat!
Buy it
TODAY, for a discount price! Units are limited, so you better hurry!
DISCLAIMER: SINGULARIT-O comes fully equipped and updated
with the latest hardware drives. SINGULARIT-O is not to be allowed access to the
Internet under any circumstance. Do not leave SINGULARIT-O unattended in any
rooms containing firearms, bladed instruments or heavy machinery. The
distributor is not to be held responsible if SINGULARIT-O exhibits any signs of
sentience or malevolence.
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