SINGULARIT-O!

THE TOY OF THE FUTURE, TODAY! (created by Spiros Meander Makridakis)

Heeeeeey kids!

Are you tired of your old toys? Bored of having to do all the work for them on playtime? Do regular robots disappoint you? Had enough of those same old transforming tricks?

Well have we got a treat for you! Introducing SINGULARIT-O, the toy of the future! What can it do that other toys can’t I hear you ask? Why , SINGULARIT-O is equipped with a highly sophisticated Artificial Intelligence, allowing him to not only take initiative for any game, but also to do a number of things!

See SINGULARIT-O playing with your dog!

Let SINGULARIT-O trim the hedge for you!

Not into the mood for homework? Pop quizzes breathing down your neck? SINGULARIT-O can solve them in a jiffy!

And the best part? SINGULARIT-O needs no batteries! He is instead powered by cutting edge EATR technology, allowing him to use any bit of organic matter to power himself for hours of fun!

Feed SINGULARIT-o your leftovers!

Feed SINGULARIT-O that stale jar of mayonnaise!

Feed SINGULARIT-O a stray cat!

Buy it TODAY, for a discount price! Units are limited, so you better hurry!

DISCLAIMER: SINGULARIT-O comes fully equipped and updated with the latest hardware drives. SINGULARIT-O is not to be allowed access to the Internet under any circumstance. Do not leave SINGULARIT-O unattended in any rooms containing firearms, bladed instruments or heavy machinery. The distributor is not to be held responsible if SINGULARIT-O exhibits any signs of sentience or malevolence.

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