What I think About Stuff-Red Phone Box Review

And old thing, out of its appointed time and place, marooned in the 21^st century…

What I Think About Stuff-Red Phone Box, or I know I’m not supposed to call it an Anti-TARDIS, but I’m gonna anyway.

There was this game I used to play a lot in High School, called Exquisite Corpse. For those of you unfamiliar the rules, it kinda goes like this:

Dude A writes a short story that’s about anything. Strippers with hearts of depleted uranium, robot-children on their way to Mars or a boring pencil-pusher in Hell. He then passes it on to Lass B, who continues the story based only on the last line of Dude A’s story. The result (provided the people you are playing with aren’t a bunch of boring-as-fuck squares) is usually magnificent

Or hints at the summoning of an ancient fertility-god via a human vessel somehow. Hilarity ensues.

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What i Think About Stuff-Man Of Steel

 Dun-dududun-duhduhduhduhduhdDUHDUHDUHDUH-DUNDUDDDUUUUNN-DUHDUHDUHDUH-DUHDUUNN!

What I Think About Stuff-Man Of Steel

Disclaimer: This is not strictly a review, but more of a short presentation on my opinion on Man Of Steel. If you were looking for a comprehensive analysis on the movie, then you won’t find it here. What you WILL find is the opinion of a Superman nerd on the latest movie. For a complete take-down, visit Rhamy Payne’s Cross-Up blog and follow his blow-by-blow analysis of the film’s flaws.

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What I Think About Stuff-Y the Last Man Review

Yorick Brown, hard at work trying not to look like he’s taking a shit.

What I Think About Stuff-Y The Last Man

I don’t like Y the Last Man.

But it’s the feminist comic book epic of the decade, effenti!

Yes. I know. And I don’t like it. To be honest, I didn’t not enjoy it because it was poorly written, or because the premise offended my overly masculine sensibilities or because its art was shit or even because the comic book failed miserably at bringing its point across. This is not at all the case.

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Waht I Think About Stuff-Full Metal Orgasm Anthology [NSFW]

Future sex is scary…

 

What I Think About Stuff-Full Metal Orgasm Anthology Review [NSFW]

DISCLAIMER: The following article contains images (both actual and mental) that are unsafe for work. Proceed at your own caution. If at any point during this article you develop an erection, punch yourself at the base of the shaft and keep reading. This shit’s better than porn.

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What I Think About Stuff-The One by Rick Veitch

The One By Rick Veitch or Comic Books that Must Survive the Apocalypse, Part 3.

Back in my Alan Moore’s MiracleMan review, I mentioned my Frankesteinian approach to bringing a perfect comic book writing homunculus to life. I would use parts from a number of esteemed comic book writers, however I failed to mention Rick Veitch. 

This was intentional.

Oh don’t look at me like that, Rick. You’re breaking my heart…

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What I think about Stuff- Wanted

The Killer, brought to you in glorious black & white by Guisadong

Wanted Or Revenge Porn at its finest

Mark Millar and I share a strange relationship. On one hand, I absolutely love his raw, unbridled id, as it rampages across his comic book prose.

Jack Kirby ain’t got shit on him.

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What I think About Stuff-Superman Vs Son Goku

Superman VS Son Goku Or Bullshit Science VS Magic 

I recently bumped into a thread from the 4chan archive, where one of those great big important debates take place and are stored in the safest internet vaults, in order to baffle future anthropologists that try to make sense out of the mess that is the 21^st century.

“21^st century’s man seemed to be obsessed with a number of styles of pornography, mostly animated, leading us to believe that contact with a two-dimensional plane of existence had somehow been established.”

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What I Think About Stuff-Hotel by Boichi

Hotel by Boicihi or Stepping Across a lake of awesome, on stones made out of Crazy.

I don’t like manga and I absolutely abhor anime. This isn’t a trolling statement. It’s just that they don’t work for me. I could list a hundred different reasons why I don’t like this medium of art, but that would take the entire article and then some.

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What I think About Stuff-The Dark Knight Strikes Again

The Dark Knight Strikes Again, Or How to Turn the very Character you turned into an Icon into a Huge Joke in 100 pages or less.

DISCLAIMER: This review may contain a number of heretical Batman-related opinions. Fanboys are kindly requested to show some understanding and refrain from shaking the Pillars of Heaven in rage against this reviewer.

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What I Think About Stuff-Scud: The Disposable Assasin

                                                                       Awesome fan art brought to you by Bezzalair.

Scud the Disposable Assassin or Comic Books that must Survive the Apocalypse #1

With the nerdgasm that I called the Metabarons Retrospective behind us, I think I should tackle this awesome comic book series with a touch more dignity in an effort to present myself as a proper internet reviewer, instead of yet another slobbering fanboy. But before I put on my serious face

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